I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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