Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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