You work out of a Hotel?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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