if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
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