Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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