Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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