I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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