Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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