I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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