operation have a gay friend backfired
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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