We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
my liver is dry heaving
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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