we're blogging at a bar
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize
