Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
