I want to stick my p in your. b.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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