Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
no, he came in my armpit
You smell like stripper and shame
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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