yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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