Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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