The maid of honor just puked.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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