He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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