Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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