Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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