It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Did I show you my penis last night?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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