i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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