Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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