I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
