Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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