I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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