Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
