i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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