I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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