Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
So much rum. So many feels.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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