I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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