well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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