Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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