scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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