and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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