When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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