If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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