do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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