what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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