So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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