kristin has been a bad kristin
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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