in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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