So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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