She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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