You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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