My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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