i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
My ATM looks so different sober.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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