I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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