i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
