I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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