I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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