Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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